Dumb Quotes – Page 2
“I’m a meathead. I can’t help it, man. You’ve got smart people and you’ve got dumb people.”
Keanu Reeves
“Only dumb people are happy.”
Courtney Love
“In midlife, we’re as dumb as we get.”
P. J. O’Rourke
“A lot of the time, people think I’m really dumb or really uncomfortable talking to them, which is kind of a real thing.”
Nathan Fielder
“I’m a meathead. I can’t help it, man. You’ve got smart people and you’ve got dumb people.”
Keanu Reeves
“Only dumb people are happy.”
Courtney Love
“In midlife, we’re as dumb as we get.”
P. J. O’Rourke
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
Bill Watterson
“Most people thought Gomer was stupid, dumb, a real klutz. But you study him, he really wasn’t any of those things. Gomer just didn’t want to see bad in anybody; you could never get him mad.”
Jim Nabors
“Sometimes it’s better to have a benign dictator than a dumb democracy, to be honest.”
Serj Tankian
“Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.”
Ann Coulter
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
Bill Watterson
“Most people thought Gomer was stupid, dumb, a real klutz. But you study him, he really wasn’t any of those things. Gomer just didn’t want to see bad in anybody; you could never get him mad.”
Jim Nabors
“Sometimes it’s better to have a benign dictator than a dumb democracy, to be honest.”
Serj Tankian
“That’s why I kept wrestling – I’m too dumb to realize I can’t win, so I keep wrestling until I ultimately succeed. I’m pretty dang stubborn.”
Rulon Gardner
“It’s well known that many girls have a tendency to dumb down when they’re in middle school.”
Sally Ride
“I bought a company in the mid-’90s called Dexter Shoe and paid $400 million for it. And it went to zero. And I gave about $400 million worth of Berkshire stock, which is probably now worth $400 billion. But I’ve made lots of dumb decisions. That’s part of the game.”
Warren Buffett
“Some people think I’m dumb, but I feel like things I say, especially on Twitter, are done purposely, because I’m bored.”
JaVale McGee
“That’s why I kept wrestling – I’m too dumb to realize I can’t win, so I keep wrestling until I ultimately succeed. I’m pretty dang stubborn.”
Rulon Gardner
“It’s well known that many girls have a tendency to dumb down when they’re in middle school.”
Sally Ride
“I bought a company in the mid-’90s called Dexter Shoe and paid $400 million for it. And it went to zero. And I gave about $400 million worth of Berkshire stock, which is probably now worth $400 billion. But I’ve made lots of dumb decisions. That’s part of the game.”
Warren Buffett
“A lot of the time, people think I’m really dumb or really uncomfortable talking to them, which is kind of a real thing.”
Nathan Fielder
“Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.”
Ann Coulter
“Some people think I’m dumb, but I feel like things I say, especially on Twitter, are done purposely, because I’m bored.”
JaVale McGee
“Mexico scares me. There’s no law, there’s wild dogs and people driving their ATVs down the street. I like to know I can walk down the street and not be arrested for something dumb and have to pay to get my way out.”
Wayne Static
“People generally thought that sharks are dumb eating machines. After some study, I began to realize that these ‘gangsters’ of the deep had gotten a bad rap.”
Eugenie Clark
“I’m not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that.”
Paris Hilton
“I don’t believe in elitism. I don’t think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.”
Quentin Tarantino
“Mexico scares me. There’s no law, there’s wild dogs and people driving their ATVs down the street. I like to know I can walk down the street and not be arrested for something dumb and have to pay to get my way out.”
Wayne Static
“People generally thought that sharks are dumb eating machines. After some study, I began to realize that these ‘gangsters’ of the deep had gotten a bad rap.”
Eugenie Clark
“I’m not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that.”
Paris Hilton
“What I say is, ‘If you’re so rich, how come you’re so dumb?”
Paul Samuelson
“Too clever is dumb.”
Ogden Nash
“When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, ‘This is just dumb.”
Louis C. K
“Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.”
Honore de Balzac
“What I say is, ‘If you’re so rich, how come you’re so dumb?”
Paul Samuelson
“Too clever is dumb.”
Ogden Nash
“When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, ‘This is just dumb.”
Louis C. K
“America is dumb. It’s like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you – aggressive. My daughter is four; my boy is one. I’d like them to see America as a toy – a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling, and then get out.”
Johnny Depp
“I hated my childhood. It was loathsome. My parents were deaf and dumb. Profoundly so. They could make noises when they were emotionally aroused, but they couldn’t form it into speech.”
Richard Griffiths
“I can look back now and say, ‘Aw, that was a little dumb taking huge bumps onto concrete before a couple of hundred fans,’ but if it wasn’t for that attitude and that type of work ethic, I never would have gotten to WWE.”
Mick Foley
“‘We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn’t, they didn’t even know what it was.”
Trey Parker
“America is dumb. It’s like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you – aggressive. My daughter is four; my boy is one. I’d like them to see America as a toy – a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling, and then get out.”
Johnny Depp
“I hated my childhood. It was loathsome. My parents were deaf and dumb. Profoundly so. They could make noises when they were emotionally aroused, but they couldn’t form it into speech.”
Richard Griffiths
“I can look back now and say, ‘Aw, that was a little dumb taking huge bumps onto concrete before a couple of hundred fans,’ but if it wasn’t for that attitude and that type of work ethic, I never would have gotten to WWE.”
Mick Foley
“I don’t believe in elitism. I don’t think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.”
Quentin Tarantino
“Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.”
Honore de Balzac
“‘We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn’t, they didn’t even know what it was.”
Trey Parker
“I know I’m going to lose a lot of readers over this, and I don’t care: ‘Garfield’ is overrated. I have always felt this, even as a child. That dumb man and his dumb, mean cat have gotten more of our attention than they deserve.”
Miranda July
“I don’t have a creepy uncle, but I certainly have many, many uncles. My mom has twelve brothers and sisters, and my dad has two sisters and three brothers. Their maturity level is still hovering around fifteen when they all get together, but they’re not necessarily creepy. “
Martha MacIsaac
“I really don’t want to be associated with the low-brow Black Metal genre. If you want to know what I mean when I say that, just have a look at an Immortal video on YouTube or something. It’s so dumb I don’t know what to say, really, and it’s so ridiculous, we can barely tell the difference between the real stuff and the parodies.”
Varg Vikernes
“‘There are times in my life where I’m frantic and I think to myself, ‘Okay, what would Raven do now?’ As dumb as that sounds, it’s in my head.”
Lindsey Morgan
“I know I’m going to lose a lot of readers over this, and I don’t care: ‘Garfield’ is overrated. I have always felt this, even as a child. That dumb man and his dumb, mean cat have gotten more of our attention than they deserve.”
Miranda July
“I don’t have a creepy uncle, but I certainly have many, many uncles. My mom has twelve brothers and sisters, and my dad has two sisters and three brothers. Their maturity level is still hovering around fifteen when they all get together, but they’re not necessarily creepy. “
Martha MacIsaac
“I really don’t want to be associated with the low-brow Black Metal genre. If you want to know what I mean when I say that, just have a look at an Immortal video on YouTube or something. It’s so dumb I don’t know what to say, really, and it’s so ridiculous, we can barely tell the difference between the real stuff and the parodies.”
Varg Vikernes
“Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.”
Sonny Liston
“My first band was called Nubert Circus, a very embarrassing, dumb name. It means nothing. We were kind of grunge. I would say we were more funny punk, a lot of songs about food and stuff like that.”
Phil Elverum
“Liv Morgan is dumb if she thinks she can make waves in NXT by herself.”
Peyton Royce
“Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.”
Goldie Hawn
“Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.”
Sonny Liston
“My first band was called Nubert Circus, a very embarrassing, dumb name. It means nothing. We were kind of grunge. I would say we were more funny punk, a lot of songs about food and stuff like that.”
Phil Elverum
“Liv Morgan is dumb if she thinks she can make waves in NXT by herself.”
Peyton Royce
“My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.”
George W. Bush
“The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in Spanish, replied that ‘if English was good enough for Jesus, then it’s good enough for me’.”
Christopher Hitchens
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”
George W. Bush
“‘When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.”
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
“My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.”
George W. Bush
“The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in Spanish, replied that ‘if English was good enough for Jesus, then it’s good enough for me’.”
Christopher Hitchens
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”
George W. Bush
“‘There are times in my life where I’m frantic and I think to myself, ‘Okay, what would Raven do now?’ As dumb as that sounds, it’s in my head.”
Lindsey Morgan
“Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.”
Goldie Hawn
“‘When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.”
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
George W. Bush
“I’m a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It’s a pretty dumb animal, mind you.”
Sophia Loren
“Today, I give my daughter what I really didn’t have as a kid: all the silly, dumb, extravagant, frilly, nonfunctional toys I can force on her. She probably wants an encyclopedia.”
Lenny Bruce
“‘Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don’t have to be anything else.”
Orson Welles
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
George W. Bush
“I’m a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It’s a pretty dumb animal, mind you.”
Sophia Loren
“Today, I give my daughter what I really didn’t have as a kid: all the silly, dumb, extravagant, frilly, nonfunctional toys I can force on her. She probably wants an encyclopedia.”
Lenny Bruce
“A lot of dumb pictures have made a lot of money, but that doesn’t mean they’re going to be anything cinema students will revel over in the future.”
Clint Eastwood
“If somebody’s dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they’re going to have to take what they get.”
Clint Eastwood
“I would love to tell you that it’s been absolutely perfect, that I’ve been a man that’s been super Christian. But I’ve had mistakes, dumb things I’ve regretted, so it’s not a perfect life. But it’s one that has helped me make better decisions.”
A.J. Styles
“‘I started realizing that I wasn’t so dumb; rather, most people simply didn’t know the answers to the questions that I was interested in-or they didn’t care.”
Dean Kamen
“A lot of dumb pictures have made a lot of money, but that doesn’t mean they’re going to be anything cinema students will revel over in the future.”
Clint Eastwood
“If somebody’s dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they’re going to have to take what they get.”
Clint Eastwood
“I would love to tell you that it’s been absolutely perfect, that I’ve been a man that’s been super Christian. But I’ve had mistakes, dumb things I’ve regretted, so it’s not a perfect life. But it’s one that has helped me make better decisions.”
A.J. Styles
“Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?”
Jessica Simpson
“The important question is, How many hands have I shaked? ”
George W. Bush
“Wait a minute. What did you just say? You’re predicting $4-a-gallon gas? … That’s interesting. I hadn’t heard that.”
George W. Bush
“I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5-lb. perch in my lake. (Answering a reporter who asked him to name the best moment of his Presidency.)”
George W. Bush
“Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?”
Jessica Simpson
“The important question is, How many hands have I shaked? ”
George W. Bush
“Wait a minute. What did you just say? You’re predicting $4-a-gallon gas? … That’s interesting. I hadn’t heard that.”
George W. Bush
“‘Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don’t have to be anything else.”
Orson Welles
“‘I started realizing that I wasn’t so dumb; rather, most people simply didn’t know the answers to the questions that I was interested in-or they didn’t care.”
Dean Kamen
“I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5-lb. perch in my lake. (Answering a reporter who asked him to name the best moment of his Presidency.)”
George W. Bush
“My closest friends are the ones who tell me that I’m being dumb or that I’m being wrong.”
Cole Sprouse
“I was going to be a chemical engineer – I was a science nerd – that was the plan. I secretly applied to USC and NYU and got a scholarship to go to NYU based on a dumb animated short I made. It was a huge shock to me and my family.”
Jon Watts
“Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.”
Graham Greene
“I’ll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless.”
Ryan Cabrera
“My closest friends are the ones who tell me that I’m being dumb or that I’m being wrong.”
Cole Sprouse
“I was going to be a chemical engineer – I was a science nerd – that was the plan. I secretly applied to USC and NYU and got a scholarship to go to NYU based on a dumb animated short I made. It was a huge shock to me and my family.”
Jon Watts
“Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.”
Graham Greene
“Show wisdom. Do not jump to conclusions. Take a broader view. Give very practical answers. Take a balanced view. Don’t be so dogmatic. Be more tolerant. Look deeper into things. Generate and consider alternatives. Look at things from many angles.”
Thibaut
“It’s not that you can do this calculated move to try to further your career. You just follow what’s in your heart, and later you look back and go, ‘I was either really dumb or really smart, I can’t believe I did that.”
Dierks Bentley
“When you work you are a flute through whose heart the whispering of the hours turns to music. Which of you would be a reed, dumb and silent, when all else sings together in unison?”
Khalil Gibran
“I’m just a dumb guitar player, man.”
Jim Root
“Show wisdom. Do not jump to conclusions. Take a broader view. Give very practical answers. Take a balanced view. Don’t be so dogmatic. Be more tolerant. Look deeper into things. Generate and consider alternatives. Look at things from many angles.”
Thibaut
“It’s not that you can do this calculated move to try to further your career. You just follow what’s in your heart, and later you look back and go, ‘I was either really dumb or really smart, I can’t believe I did that.”
Dierks Bentley
“When you work you are a flute through whose heart the whispering of the hours turns to music. Which of you would be a reed, dumb and silent, when all else sings together in unison?”
Khalil Gibran
“On YouTube, there’s a right-wing extremism funnel. You start by watching a college student ranting about how dumb feminism is. It’s wrong, but it’s not especially sinister. And then, three suggested videos later, you’re hearing about why we need a white ethno-state to save the race from a third-world invasion.”
ContraPoints
“We started recording videos around our house, like, doing dumb stuff. Going four-wheeling or whatever. Then we found out about YouTube and fell in love with it and started uploading our videos.”
Jake Paul
“I suppose I arrived at my charitable commitment largely through guilt. I recognized early on that my good fortune was not due to superior personal character or initiative so much as it was to dumb luck.”
George Kaiser
“‘Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation – that’s what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything.”
Courtney Love
“On YouTube, there’s a right-wing extremism funnel. You start by watching a college student ranting about how dumb feminism is. It’s wrong, but it’s not especially sinister. And then, three suggested videos later, you’re hearing about why we need a white ethno-state to save the race from a third-world invasion.”
ContraPoints
“We started recording videos around our house, like, doing dumb stuff. Going four-wheeling or whatever. Then we found out about YouTube and fell in love with it and started uploading our videos.”
Jake Paul
“I suppose I arrived at my charitable commitment largely through guilt. I recognized early on that my good fortune was not due to superior personal character or initiative so much as it was to dumb luck.”
George Kaiser
“I’m just a dumb guitar player, man.”
Jim Root
“I’ll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless.”
Ryan Cabrera
“‘Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation – that’s what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything.”
Courtney Love
