Famous Photography Quotes
In photography whether as a Pro or Hobbyist, we need Inspiration and ideas for our work and for fun. Read these best photography Quotes for Motivation to start snapping with passion and joy.
- “Photography is an austere and blazing poetry of the real.” – Ansel Adams.
- “Photography is the story I fail to put into words.” – Destin Sparks.
- “When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs. When images become inadequate, I shall be content with silence.” – Ansel Adams.
- “The negative is the equivalent of the composer’s score and the print the performance.” – Ansel Adams.
- “There is one thing the photo must contain – the humanity of the moment.” – Robert Frank.
- “Photography is a way of feeling, of touching, of loving. What you have caught on film is captured forever… It remembers little things, long after you have forgotten everything.” – Aaron Siskind.
- “If you are out there shooting, things will happen for you. If you’re not out there, you’ll only hear about it.” – Jay Maisel.
- “When you photograph people in color, you photograph their clothes. But when you photograph people in Black and white, you photograph their souls!” – Ted Grant.
- “A good snapshot keeps a moment that’s gone from running away.” – Eudora Welty.
- “Photography deals exquisitely with appearances, but nothing is what it appears to be.” – Duane Michals.
- “If you can’t feel what you’re looking at, then you’re never going to get others to feel anything when they look at your pictures.” – Don McCullin.
- “It is an illusion that photos are made with the camera… they are made with the eye, heart, and head.” –Henri Cartier-Bresson.
- “A portrait is not made in the camera but on either side of it.” – Edward Steichen.
- “It’s one thing to make a picture of what a person looks like, it’s another thing to make a portrait of who they are.” – Paul Caponigro.
- “Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies.” – Diane Arbus.
- “A thing that you see in my pictures is that I was not afraid to fall in love with these people.” – Annie Leibovitz.
- I go and get the camera and do it. Photography is a medium in which if you don’t do it then, very often you don’t do it at all, because it doesn’t happen twice.” – Paul Strand.
- “The photo that you took with your camera is the imagination you want to create with reality.” – Scott Lorenzo.
- “In the world of photography, you get to share a captured moment with other people.” – James Wilson.
- “Your photography is a record of your living, for anyone who really sees.” – Paul Strand.
- “If the photographer is interested in the people in front of his lens, and if he is compassionate, it’s already a lot. The instrument is not the camera but the photographer.” – Eve Arnold.
- “Photographers stop photographing subjects too soon before they have exhausted the possibilities.” – Dorothea Lange.
- “The painter constructs, the photographer discloses.” – Susan Sontag.
- “It is my intention to present – through the medium of photography – intuitive observations of the natural world which may have meaning to the spectators.” – Ansel Adams.
- “The camera is an instrument that teaches people how to see without a camera.” – Dorothea Lange.
- “Actually, I’m not all that interested in the subject of photography. Once the photo is in the box, I’m not all that interested in what happens next. Hunters, after all, aren’t cooks.” – Henri Cartier-Bresson.
- “In my mind, I visualize how a particular… sight will appear on a print. If it excites me, there is a good chance it will make a good photograph. It is an intuitive sense, an ability that comes from a lot of practice.” – Ansel Adams.
- “Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.” – Ambrose Bierce.
- “My own eyes are no more than scouts on a preliminary search, or the camera’s eye may entirely change my idea.” – Edward Weston.
- “Photography is truth. The cinema is truth twenty-four times per second.” – Jean-Luc Godard.
- “The camera makes you forget you’re there. It’s not like you are hiding but you forget, you are just looking so much.” – Annie Leibovitz.
- “A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the less you know.” – Diane Arbus.
- “Always shoot from the shadow side.” – Ted Grant.
- “Light makes photography. Embrace light. Admire it. Love it. But above all, know light. Know it for all you are worth, and you will know the key to photography.” – George Eastman.
- “What I like about photographs is that they capture a moment that’s gone forever, impossible to reproduce.” – Karl Lagerfeld.
- “The artist’s world is limitless. It can be found anywhere far from where he lives or a few feet away. It is always on his doorstep.” – Paul Strand.
- “God creates the beauty. My camera and I are a witness.” – Mark Denman.
- “Photography is an immediate reaction; drawing is a meditation.” – Henri Cartier-Bresson.
- “Photography has been my way of bearing witness to the joy I find in seeing the extraordinary in ordinary.” – Harold Feinstein.
- “You don’t take a photograph, you make it.” – Ansel Adams.
- “The camera is much more than a recording apparatus; it is a medium via which messages reach us from another world.” – Orson Welles.
- “I never have taken a picture I’ve intended. They’re always better or worse.” – Diane Arbus.
- “To me, photography is an art of observation. It’s about finding something interesting in an ordinary place…” – Eliott Erwitt.
- “Today everything exists to end in a photograph.” – Susan Sontag.
- “The art of photography is all about directing the attention of the viewer.” – Steven Pinker.
- “It’s amazing how photography can capture just a split second of something exquisite.” – Kiera Cass.
- “The camera sees more than the eye, so why not make use of it?” – Edward Weston.
- “I love the people I photograph. I mean, they’re my friends. I’ve never met most of them or I don’t know them at all, yet through the image, I live with them.” – Bruce Gilden.
- “Photography is the simplest thing in the world, but it is incredibly complicated to make it really work.” – Martin Parr.
- “In photography, there are no shadows that cannot be illuminated.” – August Sander.
- “One advantage of photography is that it’s visual and can transcend language.” – Lisa Kristine.
- ” Photography, to me, is catching a moment which is passing, and which is true.” – Jacques-Henri Lartigue.
- “The camera is an excuse to be someplace you otherwise don’t belong. It gives me both a point of connection and a point of separation.” – Susan Meiselas.
- “Most things in life are moments of pleasure and a lifetime of embarrassment; photography is a moment of embarrassment and a lifetime of pleasure.” – Tony Benn.
- “It is more important to click with people than to click the shutter.” – Alfred Eisenstaedt.
- “I like to photograph others before they know what their best angles are.” – Ellen Von Unwerth.
- “We are making photographs to understand what our lives mean to us.” – Ralph Hattersley.
- “Photography is an itch that won’t go away. No matter how much you scratch it.” – Dara McGrath.
- “Photography is the recording of strangeness and beauty with beguiling precision.” – Sebastian Smee.
- “Life is like a camera. Just focus on what’s important and capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, just take another shot.” – Anonymous.
- “Only photograph what you love.” – Tim Walker.
- “When I photograph, what I’m really doing is seeking answers to things.” – Wynn Bullock.
- “Photography takes an instant out of time, altering life by holding it still.” – Dorothea Lange.
- “When the world asks, “what was it like?” Only the photographers can say, “See!” – Mark Denman.
- “Once photography enters your bloodstream, it is like a disease.” – Anonymous.
- “When a photo of a person looks deep into your spirit and tells you a thousand stories…. Stories from your past even before you existed, then the photo is way above any description.” – Sameh Elsayed.
- “I didn’t choose photography, photography chose me.” – Gerardo Suter.
- “With photography, a new language has been created. Now, for the first time, it is possible to express reality by reality. We can look at an impression as long as we wish, we can delve into it and, so to speak, renew past experiences at will.” – Ernst Haas.
- “Photography is a means by which we learn to see the ordinary.” – David Bailey.
- “Photography has no rules, it is not a sport. It is the result which counts, no matter how it is achieved.” – Bill Brandt.
- “Kodak sells film, but they don’t advertise film; they advertise memories.” – Theodore Levitt.
- “A photograph is like a recipe – the memory is the finished dish.” – Carrie Latet.
- “Contrast is what makes photography interesting.” – Conrad Hall.
- “Every artist has a central story to tell, and the difficulty, the impossible task, is trying to present that story in pictures” – Gregory Crewdson.
- “I have always been fascinated by the poetic condition of twilight. By its transformative quality. Its power of turning the ordinary into something magical and otherworldly. “ – Gregory Crewdson.
- “Skill in photography is acquired by practice, and not by purchase.” –Percy W. Harris.
- “You photograph with all your ideology.” – Sebastiao Salgado.
- “Your inspiration is better if it comes from many different sources and your sensibilities will transform all those influences and inspiration into your own visual world. It’s like reading the book instead of watching the movie.” – Peter Lindbergh.
Inspirational Photography Quotes
Be motivated with these hand-selected Inspirational quotes about photography by Famous people on what photography is and how to become a Pro.
- “The formula for doing a good job in photography is to think like a poet.” – Imogen Cunningham.
- “We see in color all the time. Black and white is therefore immediately an interpretation of the world, rather than a copy.” – Michael Kenna.
- “The golden rule in the arts, as far as I am concerned, is that all rules are meant to be broken.” – Michael Kenna.
- “If I have any ‘message’ worth giving to a beginner it is that there are no shortcuts in photography.” – Edward Weston.
- “After following the crowd for a while, I’d then go 180 degrees in the exact opposite direction. It always worked for me.” – Elliott Erwitt.
- “To me, photography must suggest, not insist or explain.” – Brassai.
- “If your photos aren’t good enough, then you’re not close enough.” — Robert Capa.
- “In photography, there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality.” — Alfred Stieglitz.
- “Taking an image, freezing a moment, reveals how rich reality truly is.” —
- “When I have a camera in my hand, I know no fear.” — Alfred Eisenstaedt.
- “I’m not all that interested in the subject of photography. Once the picture is in the box, I’m not all that interested in what happens next. Hunters, after all, aren’t cooks.” — Henri Cartier-Bresson.
- “Photography for me is not looking, it’s feeling. If you can’t feel what you’re looking at, then you’re never going to get others to feel anything when they look at your pictures.” — Don McCullin.
- “If it excites me, there is a good chance it will make a good photograph.” — Ansel Adams.
- “The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.” — Andy Warhol.
- “What makes photography a strange invention is that its primary raw materials are time and light.” —John Berger.
- “A tear contains an ocean. A photographer is aware of the tiny moments in a person’s life that reveal greater truths.” — Anonymous.
- “Essentially what photography is life lit up.” — Sam Abell.
- “…we are there with our cameras to record reality. Once we start modifying that which exists, we are robbing photography of its most valuable attribute.” — Philip Jones Griffiths.
- “I don’t trust words. I trust pictures.” — Gilles Peress.
- “I really believe there are things nobody would see if I didn’t photograph them.” — Diane Arbus.
- “It’s about reacting to what you see, hopefully without preconception. You can find pictures anywhere. It’s simply a matter of noticing things and organizing them. You just have to care about what’s around you and have a concern with humanity and the human comedy.” — Elliott Erwitt.
- “Photographs open doors into the past, but they also allow a look into the future.” — Sally Mann.
- “Taking pictures is savoring life intensely, every hundredth of a second.” — Marc Riboud.
- “It’s more important for a photographer to have very good shoes, than to have a very good camera.” — Sebastiao Salgado.
- “Once you learn to care, you can record images with your mind or on film. There is no difference between the two.” — Anonymous.
- “Photographers mistake the emotion they feel while taking the photo as a judgment that the photograph is good.” — Garry Winogrand.
- “Photography can only represent the present. Once photographed, the subject becomes part of the past.” — Berenice Abbott.
- “The pictures are there, and you just take them.” — Robert Capa.
- “Photography has nothing to do with cameras.” — Lucas Gentry.
- “If you see something that moves you, and then snap it, you keep a moment.” — Linda McCartney.
- “There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer.” — Ansel Adams.
- “The more pictures you see, the better you are as a photographer.” — Robert Mapplethorpe.
- “I am not interested in shooting new things – I am interested to see things new.” — Ernst Haas.
- “The whole point of taking pictures is so that you don’t have to explain things with words.” — Elliott Erwitt.
- “It’s not the photographer who makes the picture, but the person being photographed.” — Sebastiao Salgado.
- “Be yourself. I much prefer seeing something, even it is clumsy, that doesn’t look like somebody else’s work.” — William Klein.
- “To know ahead of time what you’re looking for means you’re then only photographing your own preconceptions, which is very limiting, and often false.” — Dorothea Lange.
- “One doesn’t stop seeing. One doesn’t stop framing. It doesn’t turn off and turn on. It’s on all the time.” — Annie Leibovitz.
- “No place is boring if you’ve had a good night’s sleep and have a pocket full of unexposed film.” — Robert Adams.
- “A good photograph is one that communicates a fact, touches the heart, and leaves the viewer a changed person for having seen it. It is, in a word, effective.” — Irving Penn.
- “There is only you and your camera. The limitations in your photography are in yourself, for what we see is what we are.” — Ernst Haas.
- “To consult the rules of composition before making a picture is a little like consulting the law of gravitation before going for a walk.” — Edward Weston.
- “Wherever there is light, one can photograph.” — Alfred Stieglitz.
- “Since I’m inarticulate, I express myself with images.” — Helen Levitt.
- “Beauty can be seen in all things, seeing and composing the beauty is what separates the snapshot from the photograph.” — Matt Hardy.
- “Photography is pretty simple stuff. You just react to what you see, and take many, many pictures.” — Elliott Erwitt.
- “With photography, I like to create a fiction out of reality. I try and do this by taking society’s natural prejudice and giving this a twist.” — Martin Parr.
- “When people ask me what equipment I use – I tell them my eyes.” — Anonymous.
- “I wish that all of nature’s magnificence, the emotion of the land, the living energy of place could be photographed.” — Annie Leibovitz.
- “All photographs are accurate. None of them is the truth.” — Richard Avedon.
- “I suspect it is for one’s self-interest that one looks at one’s surroundings and one’s self. This search is personally born and is indeed my reason and motive for making photographs.” — Lee Friedlander.
- “The eye should learn to listen before it looks.” — Robert Frank.
- “Photography is about finding out what can happen in the frame. When you put four edges around some facts, you change those facts.” — Garry Winogrand.
- “You can look at a picture for a week and never think of it again. You can also look at the picture for a second and think of it all your life.” — Joan Miro.
- “I think good dreaming is what leads to good photographs.” — Wayne Miller.
- “Photography is a medium in which if you don’t do it then, very often you don’t do it at all, because it doesn’t happen twice.” — Paul Strand.
- “The photograph itself doesn’t interest me. I want only to capture a minute part of reality.” — Henri Cartier-Bresson.
- “If you want to be a better photographer, stand in front of more interesting stuff.” — Jim Richardson.
- “To photograph is to hold one’s breath when all faculties converge to capture fleeting reality. It’s at that precise moment that mastering an image becomes a great physical and intellectual joy.” — Henri Cartier-Bresson.
- “One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you’d be stricken blind.” — Dorothea Lange.
- “Photography helps people to see.”— Berenice Abbott.
- “When I say I want to photograph someone, what it really means is that I’d like to know them. Anyone I know I photograph.” — Annie Leibovitz.
- “A landscape image cuts across all political and national boundaries; it transcends the constraints of language and culture.” — Charlie Waite.
- “My life is shaped by the urgent need to wander and observe, and my camera is my passport.” — Steve McCurry.
- “There’s a time when people say your work is revolutionary, but you have to keep being revolutionary. I can’t keep shooting pop stars all my life. You have to keep changing, keep pushing yourself, looking for the new, the unusual.” — Rankin.
- “Of course, there will always be those who look only at technique, who ask ‘how’, while others of a more curious nature will ask ‘why’. Personally, I have always preferred the inspiration to information.” — Man Ray.
Short Photography Quotes
- “When I photograph, I make love.” – Alfred Stieglitz.
- “Photography is the art of making memories tangible.” – Destin Sparks.
- “Look and think before opening the shutter. The heart and mind are the true lens of the camera.” — Yousuf Karsh.
- “Don’t pack up your camera until you’ve left the location.” — Joe McNally.
- “The best images are the ones that retain their strength and impact over the years, regardless of the number of times they are viewed.” — Anne Geddes.
- “Photography is a small voice, at best, but sometimes one photograph, or a group of them, can lure our sense of awareness.” — Eugene Smith.
- “If a photographer cares about the people before the lens and is compassionate, much is given. It is the photographer, not the camera, that is the instrument.” — Eve Arnold.
- “Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst.” — Henri Cartier-Bresson.
- “Seeing is not enough; you have to feel what you photograph.” — Andre Kertesz.
- “The best camera is the one that’s with you.” — Chase Jarvis
- “Great photography is about the depth of feeling, not the depth of field.” — Peter Adams.
- “Twelve significant photographs in any one year is a good crop.” — Ansel Adams.
- “A good photograph is knowing where to stand.” — Ansel Adams.
- “If I could tell the story in words, I wouldn’t need to lug around a camera.” — Lewis Hine.
- “Photography is a love affair with life.” — Burk Uzzle.
- “To me, photography is the simultaneous recognition in a fraction of a second of the significance of an event.” — Henri Cartier-Bresson.
- “Character, like a photograph, develops in darkness.” — Yousuf Karsh.
- “It’s weird that photographers spend years or even a whole lifetime, trying to capture moments that added together, don’t even amount to a couple of hours.” — James Lalropui Keivom.
- “A camera is a tool for learning how to see without a camera.” — Dorothea Lange.
- “My job as a portrait photographer is to seduce, amuse and entertain.” — Helmut Newton.
- “I think that emotional content is an image’s most important element, regardless of the photographic technique. Much of the work I see these days lacks the emotional impact to draw a reaction from viewers, or remain in their hearts.” — Anne Geddes.
- “Which of my photographs is my favorite? The one I’m going to take tomorrow.” — Imogen Cunningham.
- “There is a creative fraction of a second when you are taking a picture. Your eye must see a composition or an expression that life itself offers you, and you must know with intuition when to click the camera. That is the moment the photographer is creative. Oop! The Moment! Once you miss it, it is gone forever.” — Henri Cartier-Bresson.
Funny Photography Quotes And Captions
Whether we are working or having fun with our camera, we need to have fun and laugh, use these quotes to have fun with friends and co-workers. Laugh
- Why was the fish picked as the lead photographer for the camera campaign? He had a great fisheye lens.
- You don’t take a photograph. You ask quietly to borrow it. —
- You’re just like bacon, beer, and chocolate – you make everything better.
- You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.
- Why should you always be scared of someone with a camera? They can shoot at any time.
- Why were the photographers having such a rough time figuring out the problem with their camera lens? They were looking at it from the wrong angle.
- Why was the camera so happy after coming out of the hospital? The doctors were finally able to stabilize his condition.
- Why were the photographers so unhappy when the airlines misplaced all of their camera lenses for the second time? Their view of the world became very distorted.
- Why does nobody like photographers that always keep their camera light on? Everyone thinks that they’re too flashy.
- He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge… I am going to take his last name.
- Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.
- Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn, he is one lucky man.
- I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
- Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.
- An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
- People should fall in love with their eyes closed.
- Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
- I read fifty shades of grey to learn more about white balance.
- I have all the gear I will ever need. Said no photographer ever.
- What’s the difference between a full-time photographer and a large Costco pizza? A large Costco pizza can feed a family of four.
- Ever since buying a digital camera, I can only think of its positive points. There aren’t any negatives.
- A definition of a professional photographer: A “pro” NEVER shows anybody the mistakes.
- What did the photographer say to his assistant at the photo shoot when he was frustrated? I feel like I will snap at any moment.
- What did the photographer say to his wife before they were married? I can really picture us together.
- Why should you never try to start an argument with your child on picture day? They are not in the right frame of mind.
- What did the professional photographer do when his friend told him his camera’s shutter speed? He burst out laughing.
- Why did the boy never try to become a professional photographer? He just couldn’t picture himself being one.
- Why do I not take photography seriously right now? I’m only just developing it as a hobby now.
Funny Quotes About Photography
- Why would a farmer make a good photographer? They know how to handle the crop.
- Oh! Such beautiful photos! Apparently, you have a very expensive camera Oh! Thank you, the dinner was amazing! Apparently, you have very good pans!
- What’s the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and a photographer? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
- The quickest way to make money in photography is to sell your camera.
- If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event…, what kind of film would you use?
- A definition of a professional photographer: A pro never shows anybody the mistakes.
- How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb? 50. One to change the bulb, and forty-nine to say, I could have done that!
- John Sheckler, a former photographer for the Standard-Times in New Bedford, Massachusetts, said this when asked how many photographers does it take to screw in a light bulb. – “Only one. However, it takes.
- Two editors and three reporters decided if the bulb should be turned clockwise or counterclockwise or just shoved in.
- Why is it okay to make embarrassing jokes about your camera? They’ll all disappear in a flash.
- Why shouldn’t you take a photo of the crop with your camera? It will probably end up really grainy.
- What did the earthworm take photos of for his photography exhibition? A composite pile.
- Why was the musician also a great photographer? He knew a good composition when he saw one.
- Why did the photographer fail an assignment where he had to recreate the same photo twice? There was too much contrast between the two photos.
- Why can’t you ever hold photos of light bulbs too close to the sun? Too much exposure.
- When did the sunset photographer realize he had struck gold? During golden hour.
- Why was a lens crying in the cafe? He realized he was not in his prime anymore.
- What did the photographer say when he saw that all the edges of his photos were not bright enough? I feel like I’m vignetting something.
Funny Photography Captions And Quotations For Photos
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
- Why didn’t the jury find the photograph guilty of his wife’s murder? They thought someone had framed him.
- Why was Cinderella so hopeful about her photos? She knew her prints would come one day.
- Why doesn’t anyone know any great jokes about photography that will be popular in 2031? They haven’t developed them right now.
- Why did the camera stop dreaming about a career in photography? He couldn’t remain focused.
- What did the woman think about her friend who was a photographer? She wished someone would shutter up.
- Why did a man always rave about how great his digital camera was? He couldn’t think of any negatives.
- Why was the woman not upset that her husband shot her? The photos turned out great.
- Why did the man taking photos of naked people get arrested? Due to indecent exposure.
- Why did the actress call the sniper who became a photographer? She wanted a great headshot.
- Why did the photo critic marry the photographer? She liked his perspective.
- Why was the unpredictable photographer not invited to any event? Everyone thought he was a loose Cannon.
- What does a photographer need to hang up his photos? Jpegs.
- What did the photographer tell his wife when he couldn’t take any more photos? My camera is broken.
- Ansel Adams (On being asked which to save first from a burning house – the wife or the negatives…
Funny Photography Quotes For Instagram
- Which of my photographs is my favorite? The one I’m going to take tomorrow.
- Today, I am going to shoot someone… and they will love me for it!
- How to irritate your photographer: ask to see each shot immediately after it’s taken.
- Just be prepared to look back in a few years on yourself, and your photos, and laugh.
- You might be a photographer if: Your eyesight from staring at the computer has gone from F11 to F1.8.
- A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up.
- The only person happy with a 100% crop is a farmer.
- Takes photo of raindrops. Photography is my life
- Be king to your photographer because the power of editing is in their hands.
- I think my pet crocodile is an amateur photographer. He’s a bit of a snapper.
- The only person to whom women listens is a photographer.
- Photographers are very mean. First, they frame you, then they shoot you, then hang you on the wall…
- Buy a professional camera and you’re a professional photographer, buy a flute and you own a flute.
- If I had a penny for every time I had to change my camera battery, then I would have been able to get the battery cover off.
- I’ve taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where you can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail.
- A friend of mine wanted to be a photographer, but didn’t put enough effort into it. He just waited to see what developed.
- Funny One Liners About Photography:
- My wife – she could help me get the negs out!
- How does Santa take photos? With his North Pole-aroid.
- Photography is a love affair with life.
- Taking picture is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies.
- You might be a photographer if you justify not working out because you are always chasing babies and brides.
- A camera didn’t make a great picture anymore than a typewriter wrote a great novel.
- When females take group photos. Gravity suddenly gets a lot stronger.
- The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with a photograph of herself.
- What happens when two cameras come from different schools of thought? They use a polarising filter.
- Why do cameras who are self-obsessed take a lot of photos that have a blurred background? They like to keep the focus on themselves.
- I am a plastic surgeon, a magician, a stylist, a social media guru, a therapist, a master of light. I am photograp How did the camera know that the water bottle stole all of his photos? He left a watermark.
- Why was the camera not taking any photos of the lamp posts? His director had told him not to keep any highlights in his photo.
- What flights are photographers not allowed to take their cameras on? Red-eye flights.
- Minolta makes the best bodies, Nikon makes the best lenses, Canon makes the best compromise.
- What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.
- I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a carebear, I’d definitely fight a carebear for you.
- Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.
Funny Jokes About Photography
Have fun with these Funny Quotations about photography and photos.
- My life is shaped by the urgent need to wander and observe, and my camera is my passport.
- Why was the camera so pumped for New Year? He was finally going to reach his resolution.
- Why was the picture tired after a year at the photography studio? He had reached his saturation point.
- What camera did one amateur photographer invent for himself? NoPro
- There are no bad pictures, that’s just the way your face looks something.
- People say photographs don’t lie, mine do.
- What camera do polar bears love? Polaroids.
- How to Capture Humour in Photos.
- I’m glad this business has no expenses and I get to pocket all the money…said no photographer ever.
- What do you call a leader of a gang who always takes photos with the light on? Flash mob boss.
- What happened when the woman put a backup camera in the front of her vehicle? She never looked back.
- Why did the musician have a camera at all times? He didn’t want to run out of pics.
- Photography is pretty simple stuff. You just react to what you see, and take many, many pictures.
- Why did the photographer have to take a 5-day break after he took 2 flights home from the shutter convention? He was suffering from shutter lag.
- What would you call a camera convention that happens at the same place as the US Open? Wide Open..
- Any person trying to make a living by chasing their artistic passion is going to have trouble paying the bills for the first little while. It’s just a phase you go through as you get your business established. For photographers, it is also very true. In fact, this whole concept of starving artists has become the foundation of our top pick for funny photography quotes.
- I’ve taken up photography as it’s the only hobby where you can shoot people and cut people’s heads off without going to jail.
- What’s the difference between a full-time photographer and a large frozen pizza? The pizza will feed a family of four.
- Photographers are the only people who don’t get arrested for flashing and exposing in public.
- Buy a professional camera and you are a professional photographer. Buy a flute and you’ll own a flute.
- Pop culture is a funny thing. It tends to have an influence on trends and as such can define where we were and what we were doing during a specific era. Movies and books have the most impact when it comes to trendsetting and as a result, photography sometimes feels the brunt of that activity. This particular funny photography quote is self-explanatory.
- I had to give up my career as a photographer. I kept losing focus.
- I had a friend who kept talking about photography. I couldn’t shutter up.
- I quit seeing this photographer because he kept framing me.
- If you saw a man drowning and could either save him or photograph the event, what kind of film would you use?
- There are no negatives with entering the world of digital photography.
- The only person pleased with a 100-percent crop is a farmer.
- The only person a woman will listen to is a photographer.
- Photographers are mean. They frame you, they shoot you and then they hang you.
Nature Photography Quotes
Love taking photos of nature, be inspired by these Nature Photography Quotes and Sayings.
- “Climb up on some hill at sunrise. Everybody needs perspective once in a while, and you’ll find it there.” – Robb Sagendorph.
- “Climb up on some hill at sunrise. Everybody needs perspective once in a while, and you’ll find it there.” – Robb Sagendorph.
- “One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.” – William Shakespeare.
- “To photograph is to hold one’s breath when all faculties converge to capture fleeting reality. It’s at that precise moment that mastering an image becomes a great physical and intellectual joy.” – Henri Cartier-Bresson.
- 2017 National Wildlife Photo Contest – Mammal Category Second Prize Winner from Joseph Lange
- “Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.” – Albert Einstein.
- Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson.
- “How glorious a greeting the sun gives the mountains!” – John Muir.
- “Keep your love of nature, for that is the true way to understand art more and more.” – Vincent Van Gogh.
- “When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs. When images become inadequate, I shall be content with silence.” Ansel Adams
- “Nature never goes out of style.” – Anonymous.
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